I2

Asian Rumble

0.	Benvolio- Benn-Knee 0.	Mercutio- Maxxiss-x 0.	Romeo- Robinn 0.	Tybalt- Ralff-ahh

[enter Benn and Maxxiss] Benn-Knee: It is so hot Maxxiss-x, Come hither. Maxxiss-x: You call this day hot? Perhaps you're coming down with a fever. Benn-Knee: No this weather is record breaking. Maxxiss-x: You wish, it's hotter in the Florida. Benn-Knee: Oh dear me, oh my, the Ratazahhzahzas are coming soon. Maxxiss-x: By my mother’s rice bowl, they will not charge. Benn-Knee: Oh but they charge! [enter Ralff-ahh] Ralff-ahh: Buenas tardes chicos. Let's chat. Maxxiss-x: Speaketh if you will. Ralff-ahh: I’m so sick of you! Benn-Knee: Let us withdraw and go fight in the corner. Ralff-ahh: Why not let all of China see our brawl? [Enter Robinn] Robinn: Wait, wait! we must be pals, let us go talk it over some  hot sake. Ralff-ahh: I do not like you, ok? Let us tango! Rah! Robinn: Oh Ralff, my dearest friend. Oh how shall I tell you. I love you like a brother, man! Ralff-ahh: How dare you speak to me like that! Benn-Knee:[ Singing peace song] Maxxiss-x: Draw If you dare! [Both draw swords and the they fight. Maxxiss-x is stabbed! Ralff-ahh flees.] Maxxiss-x: Oh the pain! SARS on both your houses! [Maxxiss-x drops dead and every body runs over.] Benn-knee: Oh how could he! Robinn: I will avenge thee. I must kill him! [Benn-Knee tries to hold him back, but he is too weak.] Robinn: Let me go Benn-knee! I must do this! Benn-Knee: NOOO!!! Robinn. [Robinn is running around looking for Ralff. he finds him and him and hits him while Benn-Knee is behind. Ralff turns around.] Ralff: What! Throwing thing at me! DRAW NOW! [Robinn hits Ralff and runs behind Benn-Knee] Ralff: Oh god! Come hither! [Benn-Knee draws his sword and stabs Ralff. Robinn runs over and then kicks Ralff in the stomach, but Ralff stabs him. Benn-Knee is standing talking about peace when he notices that Robinn and Ralff are on the floor.] Robinn: Oh Ralff, I’m so sorry my friend. Ralff: Oh I hate you! [They die. Benn-Knee starts crying and then talks about peace.] Benn-Knee: Oh peace, oh peace. With everyone dead! How am I to go on! Peace, peace, peace! I love peace. Robinn, let's spread peace with others! [Benn-Knee takes Robinn's hand and then throws it down. Stands up and walks over by himself then sings and skips off into the sunset!] Benn-Knee: Good job, gentlemen! See you at home with tea and Fortune Cookies! Epilogue! Song: [All we are saying… is give peace a chance!]

The End. By: Jenelle, Sabra, David and Bradley